When a man gets in trouble, he’s said to be “in the doghouse"; when a dog gets in trouble, he’s said to be “in the doghouse” since only humans can speak and they naturally define all terms in relation to themselves. Give your canine comrades what they’d ask for if they could with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get pet-grooming services at Paws Veterinary Clinic (up to a $65 value depending on breed and size). If Rover is not vaccinated, Groupon users can update vaccinations with a 10% discount.
Paws Veterinary Clinic's attentive staff coddles canines with professional grooming services and veterinary care. During the luxurious, up-to-six-hour session, a groomer bathes four-legged friends, scrubbing out dirt and clipping manes into a clean-cut coiffure or a shaggy homage to the Beatles. Fido can strut comfortably with neatly trimmed nails after a doggy detailer manicures paws and gently expresses anal glands. A thorough ear cleansing removes excess wax, leaving freshly pampered pooches ready to eavesdrop on secret cat meetings or retain the ability to hear enticing treat propositions while wearing fuzzy earmuffs.