Your clothes define you as an individual much more accurately than the dictionary, which curiously defines "you" as a preposition. Become synonymous with style with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of dog-themed apparel and accessories from PawzOff Threads.

Owned by local physician, pediatrician, and children's author Joseph Vitterito, PawzOff Threads designs offbeat apparel and accessories themed around dogs and geared toward pet-loving, green-living people. Peruse the online shop for an array of T-shirts, caps, postcards, and more emblazoned with whimsical, inspiring images. Products are made from eco-friendly, bald-eagle-approved U.S. materials whenever possible. The Be Authentic T-shirt depicts a weimaraner balancing a coffee cup on its head and is printed with environmentally sound, water-based inks on distressed fabric for a vintage look ($23). More corporeal adornments include the Just Woof It acrylic-knit cap ($20) and the Not Against But For wristband, which wraps wrists in an olive-green band made from recycled silicone and embossed in white lettering ($2). Inspire the next generation of life coaches by reading passages from Ichabod Is Not a Duck: A Dog's Odyssey to Self Acceptance, a Dr. Seuss-esque tale of a dog who accepts his canine qualities after trying to imitate other animals ($10). Postcards proclaiming "We freeze. We love. Maine." exude local pride and an appreciation for archaic forms of message delivery ($1.50 each).