Though perfectly shaped for hanging ornaments and adorning the tops of station wagons, the majority of Christmas trees are self-conscious about their bottom-heavy appearance. Restore tree-esteem by proudly displaying and loudly complimenting a coniferous beauty in your own home with today's Groupon: for $24, you get $50 worth of Christmas trees at one of three PB Christmas Trees locations: La Jolla, Pacific Beach, or La Mesa.
Family owned and operated, PB Christmas Trees travels to Oregon each year to retrieve a variety of fresh fir trees for holiday revelers. Each location has Noble, Douglas, and Grand firs of myriad shapes, sizes, and television viewing preferences. Douglas firs range from 2 to 8 feet high, with the smallest, tabletop variety providing a great hiding place for questionable Jello casserole, while those with roofless housing and unlimited popcorn garlands may opt for a Noble fir, which ranges from 2 to 14 feet high. Trees are priced from $24.99 to $249, with an average-sized 5-to-8-foot Douglas fir priced at $29.99. Just like electronics, trees perform best when constantly exposed to moisture, so all of PB's trees are kept fresh by standing in water, and stock is added daily.
The lot operators will provide ropes and tie-down service on the top of your car for no additional charge, so it won't be necessary to bring Jud from next door and his covered wagon. Each lot also serves free hot cider and flannel tongue-blankets to keep winter mouth clouds at their steamiest.