Muscle weighs more than fat, making retired bodybuilders nature's best paperweights. Get buff and avoid scattered utility bills with today's Groupon: for $60, you get an unlimited one-month pass to CrossFit classes at Pearland CrossFit. This Groupon is valid for sessions at 5:15 a.m.–8:15 a.m. and 4:15 p.m.–7:15 p.m. on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.

The licensed muscle sculptors at Pearland CrossFit focus solely on the dynamic movements of the CrossFit strength and conditioning program. Its varied, high-intensity daily workouts are popular among a variety of muscular machines, from members of the military to law-enforcement workers. During each toning session, a trainer leads a group of 10–15 students in a series of calorie-torching pyrotechnics, alternating between varying loads and durations to mimic everyday movements. Workouts change daily to keep muscles guessing and may include squats, lunges, weightlifting, sit-ups, jumps, and more. Each session can focus on any of 10 fitness domains, such as cardiovascular health, stamina, power, and balance.

Pearland CrossFit’s warehouse-style décor is sure to inspire industrial-strength strengthening moves. The atmosphere eschews intimidation for a welcoming space that encourages exercisers of every ability.