Without glasses, people with bad eyesight could never drive a car or tell the difference between a banana and a disgusting fuzzy banana. Sharpen your senses with this Groupon.
$50 for $200 Toward Prescription Eyewear
Purchasers can select frames from designers such as Oakley ($239.95+), Ray-Ban ($179.95+), DKNY ($164.95+), and Tiffany ($259.95+). Lenses include single-vision polycarbonate in scratch- and UV-resistant coating ($199+) or polarized coating ($245+), standard single-vision lenses ($120+), and progressive bifocals ($180+).
Since Dr. Stanley Pearle opened the doors to the first Pearle Vision in 1961, the franchise has expanded to more than 800 stores nationwide including the Preston Park Shopping Center location, where a dedicated staff assesses the ocular health of patients no longer able to discern between aunts and ants in flowered dresses.
In the store, opticians help customers to navigate the assortment of frames from brands such as Versace, Ray-Ban, and DKNY. They also help to focus the world with contacts, allowing cyclops to throw away their anachronistic monocles and fit in with the 21st century's hip, nonprescription spyglasses.