What You'll Get
The teeth are the icebergs of the skeletal system, tiny exposed tips that represent the body’s massive concealed support structure. Today’s Groupon ensures your bones’ spokesperson sparkles: for $99, you get "Whitening for Life" teeth whitening and a consultation at Pure Zen Dentistry on North Meridian (a $473 value).
The take-home whitening system used by Pure Zen Dentistry brightens bite bones up to six shades. Prior to the whitening, mouths receive a comprehensive oral exam, helping ensure they’re free of decay, periodontal disease, and bite-size graffiti artists. Technicians then take impressions of patients' upper and lower teeth to create custom trays, which are picked up on a follow-up visit. The trays and whitening agent can be left in overnight, leaving teeth to brighten while patients slumber peacefully or feign sleep to draw crafty closet monsters out of hiding. Full results are generally achieved after about two weeks of regular wear.
With a lounge lacquered in milk-chocolate hues and populated by cozy furniture, Pure Zen Dentistry treats patients to both the temporal comforts of its chic interior and the lifelong benefits of blinding enemies with brilliant grins. Though the cost of future services isn't included with this Groupon, customers returning every six months for regular check-ups will receive a touchup solution at no additional cost for as long as they remain a patient.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 18, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 4 additional as gifts. 24hr cancellation notice required. Whitening not valid in cases of tooth decay or periodontal disease. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.