A glowing smile charms irritable librarians, stern highway-patrol officers, and judges with highfalutin ideas about driving through the library. Flaunt your beaming beauty with today's Groupon: for $75, you get a teeth-whitening treatment at Pearly Whites (a $149.99 value).
The oral spelunkers at Pearly Whites use the Brite Impressions system to brighten the gum's stalactites and stalagmites by three to eight shades in 15–20 minutes. As clients recline in the newly opened office's recently hatched chairs, they'll prep for the smile-enhancing process by cleaning teeth with a brush strip for maximum gel adhesion. Next, Pearly Whites swabs vitamin E over the gums and lips to protect them from bleaching. Chompers clamp into a silicone mouthguard, creating a custom tray for the whitening substance and a smile statue for Mom's mantel. As mouth-bones marinate in the enamel-brightening liquid, an LED light shines 1–2 inches from the mouth, removing residue left by coffee, cola, or sliding through the grass mouth first. After 15–20 minutes, the Pearly Whites technician removes the guard to reveal a glittering grin. Pearly Whites recommends that clients avoid dark liquids and kissing squid for 24–48 hours after treatment to prevent staining.
Patients leaving the Pearly Whites office have good reason to smile. The staff helps clients achieve a brighter smile using LED light technology and FDA-registered gels that whiten teeth up to 14 shades without applying heat that may harm dental pulp. The treatment also helps remove stains from drinking wine, smoking cigarettes, and smoking crayons. Aside from whitening treatments, clients also use Pearly Whites’ whitening pen to maintain bright smiles or paint a fence with great attention to detail.