What You'll Get
Keeping teeth clean and white is the first and only step in coping with the fact that your skeleton is slowly escaping from your body through your mouth. Deal with it with today's Groupon: for $75, you get a teeth-whitening treatment at Pearly Whites (a $149.99 value).
The certified teeth-whitening technicians at Pearly Whites set smiles aglow using the Brite Impressions system. Patients maximize gel adhesion by first cleaning their teeth with a brush strip, which technicians follow by dabbing vitamin E onto the lips, gums, and any chapped parts of the soul. A silicone tray then latches onto teeth to submerge them in a dental-grade bleaching gel, which is activated by an LED light to bust up smudges on enamel in about 15 minutes. Chompers gleam up to 10 shades brighter, and most patients experience minimal to no discomfort during the treatment. Technicians advise clients avoid dark liquids for 24–48 hours after their appointments, and results typically last six months to a year as long as patients practice good oral hygiene and don't confuse coals for lozenges.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 11, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Pearly Whites
Patients leaving the Pearly Whites office have good reason to smile. The staff helps clients achieve a brighter smile using LED light technology and FDA-registered gels that whiten teeth up to 14 shades without applying heat that may harm dental pulp. The treatment also helps remove stains from drinking wine, smoking cigarettes, and smoking crayons. Aside from whitening treatments, clients also use Pearly Whites’ whitening pen to maintain bright smiles or paint a fence with great attention to detail.