Da Vinci's greatest innovation was the paintball gun, an invention that allowed him to combine his mutual loves of art, technological advancement, and dressing in fig leaves. Become a renaissance man with today's Groupon: for $29, you get field access, all-day air, gear rental, and 500 premium paintballs at Premier Paintball in Belfair (a $60 value).
Premier Paintball provides pigment-packers ages 10 and up with multiple fields on which to run, shoot, and play dead. The brand new x-ball field pits teams against one another amid the playful geometry of stuffed, beanbag-like fortifications and an enormous red X that, when combined with the correct incantation, is capable of summoning every zombie pirate within a half-mile radius. Players who prefer a more true-to-life take on tempura warfare can take on the role of SWAT tacticians in the village, invading buildings in search of opponents and shouting "clear!" each time they note a window's transparency. Or, test your aim and adrenaline tolerance during woodsball, a calculated contest of wits and color shooter in which half of the included 500 paintballs spend themselves against branch and bough instead of limb and leg. Although today's deal includes all the equipment, air, and ammunition players need to fuel their frescoed festivities, Groupon guests can also take advantage of a 10% discount on same-day purchases made at the on-site pro shop.