$1,199 for Six Zerona-Laser and Proellixe-Vibration Body-Contouring Treatments at Peninsula Wellness Centre in Mountain View ($2,520 Value)

Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with today's Groupon: for $1,199, you get six Zerona laser treatments (a $2,400 value), and six Proellixe vibration treatments (a $120 value) at Peninsula Wellness Centre in Mountain View.

Under the expert guidance of Dr. Chris Watson, the staff at Peninsula Wellness Centre harnesses FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology, designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches. During each session, clients relax beneath a beam-slinging apparatus for 40 minutes as it glides low-light lasers over their waistline, back, hips, and thighs, emulsifying adipose tissue so that fat can sneak its way out of the body. The disintegrated lipid depots can then be absorbed by the body’s obsessively tidy lymphatic system and expelled through the body’s natural detoxification process and complex system of water slides.

Technicians perform the six treatment sessions within 72 hours of one another during the span of two weeks. Patients can boost results with healthy eating habits, daily exercise, and regular hydration. Like sumo-wrestling costumes, caffeine and alcohol decrease the procedure’s potency. Each noninvasive treatment does not require any recovery time, and is followed by a whole-body Proellixe treatment, which is designed to stimulate muscle walls with a rapid series of vibrations.