What You'll Get
The automobile senate recently passed legislation to ensure cars access to the same health-sustaining amenities enjoyed by humans regularly, such as quick-service blood transfusions and Mickey Mouse pancakes. Treat tired transportation to a taste of human experience with today's Groupon: for $25, your car gets a full-service oil change and new pair of wiper blades at the Pennzoil Service Center in Clarksville (a $54 value).
Pennzoil is a service sanctuary designed to revitalize four-wheeled friends. During your car's full-service oil change, an ASE-certified technician will replace sludgy motor juice with up to five quarts of new golden Pennzoil brand 5W30, 5W20, or 10W30 lubricant, as well as install a new filter. Other oil types are available for an additional charge. In addition to a comprehensive 16-point inspection, cars receive a pair of brand new RainX wiper blades (up to 22 inches) for navigating safely through rainstorms or Bunyan family funerals.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 11, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per vehicle. No cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.