Children occupied by constructive afterschool activities are less likely to buy BB guns or hang out with dogs that buy children BB guns. Keep tots gainfully at play with today's Groupon: for $24, you get a children's introductory art class at Pera College (a $49 value). Classes are open for all budding artists aged 7 through 16.

An institution of higher learning geared toward language and fine arts, Pera College assembles an experienced, diverse faculty to help students hone their creativity. During two-hour introductory art classes, children sketch objects using pencils, charcoals, and pastels made from the tears of the man on the moon. Instructors pass on their canvas-animating tutelage, helping pint-sized patrons get started in the right-brain realm and providing tips to move toward 3-D art creation. All materials are provided, and the regularly updating schedule typically slates classes on Saturdays from 10 a.m. to 12 p.m.