What You'll Get
Humankind has been playing with fire for years; now we can harness the bronzing essence of the fiery sun in a gentle mist, proving once and for all our dominance over the weak, inanimate solar system. Today's Groupon allows you to bask in that power while acquiring a healthy glow. For $20, you get a custom Bronze Bombshells airbrush tan at Perfect Touch Hair Salon & Day Spa (a $40 value). Located in Catonsville, Perfect Touch offers a safe and fast way to stop winterized pale-ocity from dangerously reflecting light into the delicate eyes of small children, animals, and bus drivers.
An airbrush-tan appointment at Perfect Touch begins with a ritual color selection, when you will be able to choose your desired shade of gold, bronze, or zirconium. Next, clients are escorted into the spray chamber, a tent that tanners can enter nude or clothed in the bikini or bloomers of their choice. An airbrush-wielding technician then evenly glazes the dermis with a cool mist of dye, and in less than 10 minutes the ghostly emerge embronzened. Perfect Touch's dye is quick drying (so there is no need to pat dry, wear dark clothing, or wrap oneself in a rain-shielding armor of cellophane post misting) and contains a high ratio of brown to red tones to prevent orangeing and preserve an authentically human glow.
Perfect Touch's spray tans are safe for pregnant women, teens, bridesmaids, and men of all varieties. Results, which include looking better in white clothing and the ability to smugly reference "the islands" in casual conversation, typically last from 7–10 days. Perfect Touch is closed Sundays and Mondays; call ahead for an appointment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 25, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. May purchase multiple as gifts. Not valid with other offers. By appointment only. Valid for in-salon tanning session only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.