Though a watched pot of water will eventually boil, a watched vacuum will never autonomously clean up a savaged pinata. Leave the cleaning to the pros with today's Groupon: for $49, you get three person-hours of housecleaning services from Perfectly Clean.
Perfectly Clean’s professional grimefighters sweep through dwellings and offices with their own cleaning products, leaving pristine surfaces and piles of freshly washed laundry in their wake. After arriving on flying vacuums, cleaning technicians banish dust, polish furniture, and scrub toilets, showers, and sinks until they gleam. Techs can work house-purging magic to command that trash bags hop into dumpsters, kitchen appliances shake free of scum, and washers and dryers open wide to swallow piles of dirty clothes. The cleaners can also purge floors that have recently started sprouting dandelions or waist-high lint bushes and will trade in their own supplies to wield client-provided eco-friendly cleaning products. In addition to everyday cleaning, Perfectly Clean's services are ideal for individuals or specters moving into or out of a residence.
Perfectly Clean's friendly human dust busters make homes, apartments, and offices sparkle with cleanliness. Armed with an arsenal of mops, sponges, and grime-fighting products, trained staffers defeat dirt and germs by buffing floors, polishing mirrors, and disinfecting countertops. Instead of extracting cookie crumbs from carpets with a giant anteater, they remove debris with a high-powered vacuum. Between scrubbing toilets and dusting furniture, they can launder soiled clothing in an on-site washing machine. Upon request, they will cleanse surfaces with the client's supply of eco-friendly products or slam-dunk trash bags into a nearby dumpster, recycling bin, or black hole.