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What You'll Get
Like a witness with valuable information, muscles need to be gently prodded before they'll agree to comply with your demands. Push fibers in the right direction with today's Groupon: for $75, you get two 60-minute massages at Performance Massage in Eden Prairie (a $150 value).
Performance Massage owner and licensed massage therapist Jon Ordner begins each session with an individual assessment before distributing a wealth of personalized, tension-relieving tactics during each one-hour massage. Opt for a relaxation-inducing Swedish massage, which utilizes fluid strokes and inspirational photos of taffy to alleviate feelings of rigidity. Or, try one hour of deep-tissue muscle therapy to relieve the body of deep-seated tightness with direct muscle-grain pressure. Whatever technique clients choose, they'll leave the Performance Massage premises with muscular fibers singing as harmoniously as a barbershop quartet, instead of screeching like the lead singer in a Norwegian death-metal barbershop quartet.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 23, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. May split Groupon between 2 people. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Performance Massage LLC
At Performance Massage, Jon Ordner carries on the legacy of Cliff Griggs, a chiropractor who created an approach to treatment he called advanced rehab. After studying under Griggs for two years, Ordner learned how to use this technique to help average joes overcome back pain and professional football players recover from injuries. Ordner has had such success with advanced rehab that many of his clients have been able to return to their day-to-day lives without undergoing surgery or transferring their consciousness to a really fancy blender.