A spotless car attracts favourable attention from the opposite gender, avian graffiti artists, and the person whose house you just drove it through. Make a clean getaway with today’s Groupon to Performance Plus. Choose between the following options:
• For $149, you get a Complete Detail package for a car (a $313.60 value, including HST).
• For $199, you get a Complete Detail package for a van, SUV, or light truck (up to a $425.60 value, including HST).
Performance Plus's team of auto beauticians gussies up wheeled rides of all sizes with a Complete Detail package pampering. The 1.5-day service kicks off by springing seats free from their vehicular confines, giving expert technicians room to massage shampoo across begrimed interiors and steam clean all endoskeletal upholstery to expunge it of crumbs. After a gentle cleaning, tough-talking leather and vinyl soften up and agree to stop sticking to short-clad legs as they are cloaked in a protective coat of Lexol. Panels, vents, dashboards, and periscopes undergo thorough conditioning to render them as lustrous and spotless as a freshly brushed panther, and windows clouded with smudges get scrubbed inside and out. Motor carriages dry overnight, after which a full exterior detail clean and power polish prompt metal skin to sparkle from tip to trunk. Owners can drop off their go-machines on the evening before the detailing or early on the morning of, and staff returns everything to its rightful place before car parents reunite with their honking progeny at midday on the second day of the service.