What You'll Get
Body wraps were invented by the Egyptians, who somehow knew mankind would one day need mummies to play the saxophone solos in Halloween party songs. Do the mash with this Groupon.
$69 for a Bio-Slimming Body Wrap ($200 Value)
Permanent Perfection Permanent Cosmetics & Skin Care's bio-slimming body wraps etch away signs of unwanted cellulite and dermal blemishes with an arsenal of invigorating botanicals. Professional products grant therapeutic aid during the 45-minute treatments, enriching dermal topsoil with plant and algae extracts, essential oils, and caffeine to minimize the appearance of varicose veins and stretch marks. Undercover agents in the wrap radiate warmth beneath the skin and trigger the absorption of hitchhiking fatty acids as well as the reduction of adipose tissue to even out textured stretches of cellulite. Gentle heat also fine-tunes the body's skin-firming collagen factories and reduces the appearance of fat deposits by up to 67% in four weeks by infusing lymphatic systems with the enthusiasm of a horse in a sugar-cube warehouse.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 3, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required 72 hours in advance. 24hr cancellation notice required or fee up to 25% of Groupon price will apply. Services must be used by the same person. Tax not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Permanent Perfection Permanent Cosmetics
Permanent Perfection Permanent Cosmetics’ licensed beauticians upgrade clients' appearances with classic and uncommon spa services. During therapeutic cupping treatments, staffers create small pockets of suction to gently increase lymphatic flow, reduce toxins, contour bodies, and ameliorate scarring. To mold shapelier frames, technicians swaddle guests with slimming body wraps or melt fat with ultrasound liposuction. In addition to body treatments, the clinic offers teeth-whitening, facials, and permanent-makeup applications. Permanent Perfection's techs can also remove tattoos by using advanced technology or traveling back in time and trapping your past self in a net.