Perry Weight Loss & Nutrition Clinic

Hoffman Estates

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  • Body-sculpting treatment
  • Half off additional treatments
  • Noninvasive procedure

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Promotional value expires Nov 3, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Must schedule first session within 6 months of feature date. 24hr cancellation notice required. No cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

In the last census, Americans ranked losing weight as harder than memorizing the 50 state capitals or training a Furby to recite the Gettysburg Address backwards. Shed inches without bench-pressing an atlas with today's Groupon: for $99, you get one Zerona body-slimming treatment, plus half off additional treatments at Perry Weight Loss & Nutrition Clinic in Hoffman Estates (a $400 value).

The dedicated doctors of Perry Weight Loss & Nutrition Clinic aim to transform physiques with a dizzying array of nonsurgical treatments, custom diet plans, and nutritional counseling. A noninvasive alternative to liposuction, Zerona body-slimming treatments employ low-level lasers designed to track down body bulk, confront it for falling behind on rent payments, and convert it to matter that can be evicted from the body naturally. The relatively pain-free procedure can contour the body and is reputed to melt away unsightly inches and stubbornly unconvertible centimeters. Immediately following the session, patients can usually resume normal day-to-day activities such as hiking or camel taming.

The typical course of treatment, said to result in an average of 3.64 total inches of circumferential reduction, consists of six fat-annihilating sessions administered over a two-week period. While this Groupon is valid for one treatment, clients can purchase up to three Groupons and will get all additional corporeal-chiseling treatments for half off, the same discount most phonebook companies award to ads from horse-and-buggy taxi services.

Chicago Weight Loss and Wellness Clinics Inc.

Chicago Weight Loss and Wellness Clinics Inc. scoffs at fast-action diet fads, electing instead to shepherd its patients to svelteness via healthful, maintainable weight-loss, fitness-training, and aesthetic services. A health-conscious staffer helps clients uncover the best weight-loss path after analyzing their metabolic speed, lifestyle, hormones, stress level, and ongoing standoffs with neglected heads of broccoli. Whether clients choose a single treatment or opt for a handful of services, all the procedures at Chicago Weight Loss and Wellness Clinics chase the center’s core mission of helping clients ameliorate their health, life longevity, and overall sense of happiness.

Customer Reviews

Very nice clinic with very nice staff. Still to early to tell if products will work but so far I'm encouraged by the staff.
Shannon M. · July 18, 2016
Extremely helpful and nice! Highly recommend!!
Julia G. · February 23, 2016
Such nice helpful personable staff.
Nicole M. · January 14, 2016
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    Hoffman Estates

    1000 Grand Canyon Pkwy.

    Suite 104

    Hoffman Estates, Illinois 60169


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