What You'll Get
In the last census, Americans ranked losing weight as harder than memorizing the 50 state capitals or training a Furby to recite the Gettysburg Address backward. Shed inches without bench-pressing an atlas with today's Groupon to Perry Weight Loss & Nutrition Clinic in Hoffman Estates. Choose between the following options:
• For $59, you get five Lipotropic injections (a $150 value).
• For $199, you get a medically supervised weight-loss package (a $594 value).
The dedicated doctors of Perry Weight Loss & Nutrition Clinic aim to transform physiques with a dizzying array of nonsurgical treatments, custom diet plans, and nutritional counseling. Lipotropic injections aim to evict excess inches from spots, such as the neck, stomach, inner thighs, hips, and buttocks, where exercise or No Trespassing signage fail to make headway. Packing an amino-acid-filled punch, the formula fuels naturally occurring liver processes that help filter out fat and boost the body’s metabolic mechanisms. Lipotropics also regulate cholesterol levels and jolt anatomical energy supplies like a lightning bolt made of rice cakes. Each dose must be administered in-office (at least five days apart), and does not require any postinjection downtime.
Perry Weight Loss & Nutrition Clinic more closely fosters fat eradication with its eight-week weight-loss program, which includes five Lipotropic injections in addition to meal planning and lifestyle evaluation. The series kicks off with a consultation and subsequent lab work to evaluate clients' ability to participate in the pound-purging journey. Over the course of two months, bulge-battlers weigh in weekly with medical assistants and share any concerns or threats received from bitterly neglected Twinkies. Participants also receive a two-month supply of multivitamins, 21 days of detoxification supplements that rev up metabolism, and one week of OptiFast meal replacements. Assisting with losing weight, the OptiFast program provides guidance in maintaining a healthy lifestyle after the initial weight loss.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 19, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must schedule first session by expiration date (1/19/12). Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Chicago Weight Loss and Wellness Clinics Inc.
Chicago Weight Loss and Wellness Clinics Inc. scoffs at fast-action diet fads, electing instead to shepherd its patients to svelteness via healthful, maintainable weight-loss, fitness-training, and aesthetic services. A health-conscious staffer helps clients uncover the best weight-loss path after analyzing their metabolic speed, lifestyle, hormones, stress level, and ongoing standoffs with neglected heads of broccoli. Whether clients choose a single treatment or opt for a handful of services, all the procedures at Chicago Weight Loss and Wellness Clinics chase the center’s core mission of helping clients ameliorate their health, life longevity, and overall sense of happiness.