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What You'll Get
Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with today's Groupon: for $899, you get six Zerona body-slimming treatments at Perry Weight Loss & Nutrition Clinic in Hoffman Estates (a $2,400 value).
The experienced staff at Perry Weight Loss & Nutrition Clinic harnesses the FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology, designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches. During each session, clients relax beneath a beam-slinging apparatus for 40 minutes as it glides low-light lasers over their waistline, back, hips, and thighs, emulsifying adipose tissue so that fat can sneak its way out of the body. The disintegrated lipid deposits can then be absorbed by the body’s obsessively tidy lymphatic system and expelled through the body’s natural detoxification process and complex system of water-slides. The noninvasive treatment does not require any recovery time.
Technicians perform the six treatment sessions within 72 hours of one another over the span of two weeks. Patients can boost results with healthy eating habits, daily exercise, and regular hydration. Like sumo-wrestling costumes, caffeine and alcohol decrease the procedure’s potency.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 7, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. Appointment required by 4/7/12. Credit card required at booking. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Chicago Weight Loss and Wellness Clinics Inc.
Chicago Weight Loss and Wellness Clinics Inc. scoffs at fast-action diet fads, electing instead to shepherd its patients to svelteness via healthful, maintainable weight-loss, fitness-training, and aesthetic services. A health-conscious staffer helps clients uncover the best weight-loss path after analyzing their metabolic speed, lifestyle, hormones, stress level, and ongoing standoffs with neglected heads of broccoli. Whether clients choose a single treatment or opt for a handful of services, all the procedures at Chicago Weight Loss and Wellness Clinics chase the center’s core mission of helping clients ameliorate their health, life longevity, and overall sense of happiness.