What You'll Get
Bugs are the ultimate home wreckers, chewing pumpkin-size holes in walls and serenading spouses with heartfelt renditions of "I Will Remember You." Fortify your house and marital bonds with today's Groupon: for $35, you get $70 worth of general pest-control services from PestManagers, Inc. This Groupon has a service area of 55 miles from Ridgeland, Mississippi.
The trained and courteous staff of PestManagers, Inc. uses effective, EPA-approved products to evict bug squatters and vagabond vermin from customers' homes and yards. Standard pest control ($70 covers three months) banishes insects and arachnids, traps rodents, and gives the boot to free-range fleas, tick cowboys, and the mice they rode in on. Ant-control measures ($18 per 1,000 sq. feet) ensure that wig-wearing ant colonists disappear in the night like Roanoke residents.
PestManagers offers free estimates from their licensed technicians, as well as a 10% discount on additional services over the value of the deal, such as rat-king removal or Mothra disposal.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 17, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Valid only within 55mi of Ridgeland. Not valid for termite treatment. Free termite inspection available upon request at time of redemption. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.