Bugs are the ultimate home wreckers, chewing pumpkin-size holes in walls and serenading spouses with heartfelt renditions of "I Will Remember You." Fortify your house and marital bonds with today's Groupon: for $35, you get $70 worth of general pest-control services from PestManagers, Inc. This Groupon has a service area of 55 miles from Ridgeland, Mississippi.
The trained and courteous staff of PestManagers, Inc. uses effective, EPA-approved products to evict bug squatters and vagabond vermin from customers' homes and yards. Standard pest control ($70 covers three months) banishes insects and arachnids, traps rodents, and gives the boot to free-range fleas, tick cowboys, and the mice they rode in on. Ant-control measures ($18 per 1,000 sq. feet) ensure that wig-wearing ant colonists disappear in the night like Roanoke residents.
PestManagers offers free estimates from their licensed technicians, as well as a 10% discount on additional services over the value of the deal, such as rat-king removal or Mothra disposal.