Today’s side deal takes care of the only downside to owning a pet—its backside: for $19, you get four weeks of pet-waste cleanup services from Pet Butler, the self-declared "#1 in the #2 business." Pet Butler is locally owned and operated to provide full-service cleanup for dogs and cats in residential yards, condos, apartment communities, parks, and dog parks. Serviced communities are listed in the side bar.
Your Groupon gets you four weekly visits from a trained technician, who will use disinfected tools to disinfect your entire yard, kitty litter box, or pet toilet, before the pet waste is taken to a secure location where it will be placed in a barrel and buried deep within a mountain. Unlike most humans, who clean up after themselves, dogs have the audacity to demand cleanups from someone else. Instead of performing this semi-degrading chore while your dog shrewdly looks on, call on the professionals at Pet Butler to take your place as scooper extraordinaire.