Left to their own devices, school children would dress up as dinosaurs every day, causing asteroids to reroute and head directly toward Earth. Prevent the destruction of mankind with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get $20 toward children’s clothing, toys, accessories, and more from the Petal Babies online store.
A consignment store for children's items, Petal Babies procures handmade or locally crafted clothing, toys, and accessories. Kids’ supervisors, friends, and fan-club presidents can shop online for clothing, accessories, bath and bedding products, décor and furniture, toys, photo props, and other tools for adding colour and whimsy to the daily life of miniature earthlings. Dress up neural pathways with crown-spiffing hats and accessories, including beanies for boys and girls ($15 for girls), hair clips ($2–$8), and sun hats ($15). The store furnishes a feast of gifts for mothers and domesticated wolfmothers, including chequebook holders ($13.75 each) and an adjustable headband with rolled felt roses ($10).