What You'll Get
Massages aren't only popular because they relieve tension but also because they prevent human backs from regressively sprouting unsightly wings once used to evade giant, prehistoric fly swatters. Safeguard your favorite sweaters with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a 60-minute massage at Pete Broussard Massage Therapy in Metairie (a $70 value). Licensed therapist Pete Broussard soothes and smoothes lumpy muscle bundles via a variety of massage modalities in a tranquil, healing environment. Patrons can choose from myriad 60-minute kneads, including the firm Swedish massage, which utilizes long, gliding strokes to zap stress and balance the central nervous system, and the more aggressive sports massage, which is designed to heal muscles strained from intense athletic activity or leisurely bison juggling.
Though reviews on Pete Broussard Massage Therapy are still growing, customer testimonials are available on the company's website:
- After enduring many years of very mediocre massages, Pete intuitively finds the trouble spots in my muscles every session. – M.S.
- I am in much less pain and am able to live an active lifestyle that has been restricted by back pain. – John H.
- Pete is very personable and he cares about my well-being. Each time I get a massage he takes care of any aches and pains instead of doing some rehearsed drill. – Peter
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. No cash back. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Pete Broussard Massage Therapy
Pete Broussard knew he wanted to help people as best he could, so while working as a chiropractic assistant, he spent his evenings at massage school. Now a licensed massage therapist, his days are filled with helping clients find relief from chronic and new pain via a handful of massage modalities. He often crafts custom massages that mix and match techniques, from gentle gliding strokes to deeper kneading. His specialty sports massages utilize targeted stretching and kneading to help athletes recover from injuries and improve their range of motion and x-ray vision.