Although teachers continue to teach reading and writing, most curricula no longer include the last of the "Three R's," Rambo-nomics. Amplify your arsenal of paginated products with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of books, stationery, and other merchandise from Peter Pauper Press. This deal is redeemable for purchases made online via the Peter Pauper Press website.
A respected word merchant since 1928, Peter Pauper Press provides customers with an eclectic array of paper-centric goods and one-of-a-kind gifts. Artfully express genuine thanks or sarcastic gratitude with the help of almond-blossom thank-you notes ($8.99 for 14), or keep nosy mice from discovering your lunch plans with an owl-themed hardcover calendar ($12.99). A Fine Art Scratch and Sketch book ($12.99) allows kids to copy 20 of the world's most notoriously itchy artworks, while i-Lite book lights ($3.95) illuminate inky musings throughout lengthy games of cosmic bowling. Like a fresh coat of red paint on a half-eaten apple, a classic book can refresh the look of any forlorn bookshelf; sink your eyes into Poor Richard's Almanack ($10.95), written by Benjamin Franklin and later dramatized under the title Lethal Weapon.
Peter Pauper Press serves up a broad array of holiday products, from cards to keepsakes, to help human gift-givers cope with lonely, elf-less workshops. Thanks to a 15-day return policy, customers can make bold purchases without so much as a pang of remorse, a shadow of doubt, or a sneeze of uncertainty.