What You'll Get
The car was invented to get commuters directly from point A to point B, which made life easier but destroyed the once-thriving tourism industry of Point C. Visit all points on the map with today's Groupon: for $19, you get an oil change and a multipoint inspection at Stampede Quicklube in Nampa (up to a $38 value).
Stampede Quicklube's trained auto up-keepers have been resuscitating steel horses of most makes and models for more than 80 years. Quench your vehicle's thirst with up to 5 quarts of nonsynthetic oil and a brand-new filter that leaves cars running as smoothly as a curling stone gliding over a greased-up weasel's back. During the 30-minute service, dissipating fluids are topped off and system functions are scrutinized by experienced car-keepers to ensure optimal operations. Sloppy jalopies then bask in a cleansing car wash, shedding the road-collected remnants of dust, dirt, and grime. After the wash, vacuums scour the interiors of the vehicle, gobbling up crumbs and debris. Customers waiting during their car's pampering can lounge in the clean facility while using complimentary WiFi to catch up on emails or subdue separation anxiety by scrolling through their car's Flickr account.
Though Stampede Quicklube sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 21, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. EPA disposal fee not included. Services are non-transferable. Extra services or products deemed necessary from inspection not included. Valid for up to 5 quarts of oil. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.