A good portrait captures the dignity and kindness of the sitter and releases them sportingly back into the wild. With today's Groupon to Petruzzo Photography, you get an hour-long portrait session on location and a DVD of the resulting 35+ images for $49 (an up to $800 value). Your photographer will travel within 35 miles of the 21054 zip-code to snap your mug and perfect pout.
While William Petruzzo didn't invent the camera, that doesn't mean he won't someday. Put his visual skills and time-control talents to the test by having him coax natural smiles out of your newborn, soon-to-be mom, high-school senior, pets, or family. You can also use your session to commemorate the joys of engagement and marriage, or the promise of potential in a post-graduation smile before heading off to your new job as a marine biographer. Besides capturing your soul in an easily portable format, photographic portraiture is a terrific way to reveal your best side in a controlled scenario and ensure that you'll have at least one Facebook photo of yourself in which you're not hoisting a red plastic cup.
Armed with a DVD of digital images, you'll be able to replicate those images on websites, through email, and in traditional prints, as preferred by Her Majesty. Making your own prints of photos allows for limitless reproduction, so you can decoupage your vintage furniture with photos of yourself or make your own holiday and birthday cards using your image, just like Shrek does.
While our memories are constantly subject to the ebb, flow, and tsunamis of time, a beautifully lit portrait from Petruzzo Photography lets you stand firm against that troublesome fourth dimension.