Poetry would be comprised entirely of haikus and sonnets dedicated to cakes and pastries if poets didn't devour their idyllic subjects before having a chance to write. Say what meter and rhythm cannot with today’s Groupon. For $10, you get $20 worth of fresh pies and baked goods at Petsi Pies. This Groupon can be used at two locations in Somerville and Cambridge, significantly decreasing the risk of running into exes or time-traveling doppelgangers.
Amid an atmosphere as warm and welcoming as an apple pie's innards, Petsi Pies deftly whips up a bevy of tantalizing baked goods that playfully tease palates with smile-inducing flavors and witty observational humor. The pie shop's variety of sweet and savory pies such as the 9” ($20) chicken pot pie, bacon leek swiss, and spinach ricotta demonstrate that pies can be dinner as well as dessert, while sweet pies such as the 6” ($7) southern pecan, Mississippi mud, and apple crumb prove once and for all that pies are good for more than just smuggling metal files into prison and Achaeans into Troy. Loading up on 10'' lemon meringues, banana chocolate cream, and mixed berry pies ($20 each) is recommended if you anticipate your next fete being crashed by three ugly guys who are constantly slapping each other. Several bakery treats are also available, including snickerdoodles, banana-chip muffins, scones, and coffeecake.
Most know that the way to an iguana's heart is through its stomach, but it is useful to remember that human stomachs can be reached through the mouth, nose, eyes, and—if it's an emergency—the number written on the refrigerator's dry-erase board. Stimulate your gentle iguana heart with Petsi Pies' sensational feast of sweet tastes, smells, and sights with today's Groupon.