What You'll Get
Before the domestication of canines, man’s best friend was the lowly kelp, useful only as an attentive listener or makeshift blanket. Celebrate the evolution of companionship with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of pet supplies from PetSolutions.
PetSolutions, an online purveyor of animals and supplies, outfits dogs, cats, birds, reptiles, small pets, marine life, and pet owners with the goods and care they’ll need to flourish in blissful domesticity. Peruse their nearly 15,000 in-stock items, such as the dog faucet waterer, a garden-hose attachment that triggers water flow upon licking, nudging, or simulating a human handshake ($7.99). Responsible reptile enthusiasts may peruse PetSolutions’ supply of lovable lizards, including the brown basilisk, a Central American native renowned for its capacity to run on water ($29.99) or patiently disprove hateful basilisk stereotypes of legend.
PetSolutions ups its pet-store game with an encyclopedia of helpful online content, brim-stuffed with tips, tricks, and a feline-to-English dictionary, and consumer confidence reaches all-time highs with the company’s 100% guarantees for both their live and dry shippable goods.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 24, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Not valid until 6/25/11. Online only. Extra fee for shipping. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.