Though dogs are man’s best friend, they are unable to be a groom’s best man due to their inability to resist gnawing on mouthwatering cake toppers. Keep man’s chompiest friend looking sharp with today’s Groupon to PetSuites. Choose from the following options:

• For $9, you get one full day of doggie daycare (an $18.50 value).
• For $20, you get $40 worth of dog-grooming services.
• For $25, you get three full days of doggie daycare (up to a $55.50 value).
• For $37, you get five full days of doggie daycare (up to a $92.50 value).
  
  

The pet-care professionals at PetSuites coddle pups with accommodation in individual doggie-daycare suites and tidy unwieldy manes with a slew of canine grooming packages. During the bath-and-brush package ($24–$59; depends on dog size and breed), staff suds up pooch tresses with shampoo and conditioner before an aromatherapy body spray stimulates wet noses with fragrant essences of fire hydrant and helpless mailman. After nails are trimmed and ears cleaned, staff members ease tense shoulders and hindquarters with a gentle-touch massage and tie on a bow or bandana.

Clients can also opt for a full grooming package ($35–$85; depends on dog size and breed), which includes all the soothing services of the bath and brush, plus a haircut from a skilled dog whisperer who divines in-style canine coiffures from bite marks on chewed-up fashion magazines.

Alternatively, clients can drop off pooches for a daylong stay at PetSuites’ doggie daycare. After check-in, pups are ushered to a personal suite, where a wall-mounted TV broadcasting Animal Planet activates reality-TV drooling. When not napping on the lamb’s-wool comforter that drapes their doggie bed, dogs stay busy with meals, potty breaks, and 45-minute supervised play times. During these twice-daily sessions, dogs can join other canines for games of fetch and rousing texas hold ’em tournaments or play solitaire in private areas, depending on owner preference.