The human face can register a wide range of emotions, such as joy at seeing a loved one or disbelief at witnessing a Cabbage Patch Kid hatch from an egg. Coddle your countenance with today's Groupon: for $40, you get one facial of choice at Phaze One Day Spa in Highland, Indiana (up to a $90 value).

Phaze One's team of pampering practitioners revivifies visages with eight different styles of facials and custom treatments. The Murad advanced-performance facial ($65) pilfers specks of dirt and microscopic dust bunnies from pores using Murad skincare products, which cater to a variety of skin types and brainwave patterns. Clarifying enzyme facials ($68) employ a combination of fruit enzymes, antiseptics, and anti-inflammatories to battle acne blemishes, helping reduce redness and soften skin. An anti-aging treatment ($80), meanwhile, smoothes away fine lines and exfoliates wrinkled surfaces using glycolic acid and microscopic zambonis. Lads can opt for the men’s facial ($58), which focuses on deep cleaning of clogged pores, helping to reduce breakouts and polish cleft chins to marble-statue status. Phaze's experienced extractors can recommend facials to clients on the day of their appointment or concoct a custom treatment.