Today’s Groupon offers a variety of health services in one giant health-box wrapped in expensive handmade wrapping paper. For $60, you get a one-hour massage, chiropractic exam, and treatment at the Phoenician Health Group (a $180 value). Located in the Phoenix metro area, Phoenician provides high-quality chiropractic care with an emphasis in auto-accident injury, sports-injury treatment, nutrition, and advanced Connect Four strategy.
According to scientists, your brain, spinal cord, and the rest of your nerves control every aspect of your body. Chiropractic care focuses on this system to relieve pain, rehabilitate, and prevent injury. Whether you’re suffering from fatigue, high blood pressure, or general agony, chiropractic treatments naturally remedy your symptoms—with potentially immediate results.
After being greeted by Phoenician's friendly staff, you’ll have a personal consultation with Dr. Majidi, who has a background in microbiology at Arizona State and a doctorate in chiropractic from Southern California University of Health Services. Dr. Majidi is prepared to answer any questions during your thorough chiropractic exam, which includes a full-body assessment and x-rays if necessary. During this time, feel free to drift off into daydreams, hum the hits of today, or reminisce about the 1993 family classic Mrs. Doubtfire.
After the consultation, you'll receive a treatment suited for your needs (chiropractic adjustment, lumbar traction, therapeutic exercise, personal training, or physical therapy), plus a one-hour massage to further relieve tension, pain, and mild cases of sweet-potato knees.
A few Yelpers give The Phoenician Health Group a perfect five stars:
- Dr. Majidi knows much more about the body than a chiropractor would be required to. His passion for the body shows through his work. He gives each patient very personalized service and you always end up having a good conversation about your health including nutrition and exercise. – Justin H.
- The quality of care and knowledge of the doctor and staff is great. This Phoenix chiropractor has a full-service practice... – Richard C.
A Select Clientele
Many rely on chiropractors for regular check-ups to maintain health and comfort. If you belong to one of the following specialized subgroups, you might be interested in what a chiropractor can do for you:
Skeletons: Chiropractors typically work their magic through skin and muscle, but direct access to the vertebrae will allow them to realign your boney corpus, whether you’re preparing for a night of singing Cab Calloway in a cartoon cemetery or recovering from the arduous cycle of perpetually dropping from the rafters on a system of pulleys and wires.
Octopi: Compressing your entire body to squeeze through a gap the size of your own eyeball can cause undue strain on the ink bladder. A chiropractor can adapt to your unique physique with a warm-water tentacle stretch and massage, followed by refreshingly hurling you onto the ice at a Redwings game.
Robots: Your modular composition makes you the perfect candidate for a complete disassembly and compressed air dusting, followed by an isopropyl alcohol bath and quick and painless meltdown, you deceitful metal snake.
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