What You'll Get
Though its primary purpose remains disrupting college lectures and movie screenings, laser light has also proven useful in the precise removal of human hair. Today's smooth-making Groupon lets you reap the benefits of America's favorite repurposed supervillain weapon: for $98, you get three laser hair-removal sessions at Phoenix Rising Laser (up to a $600 value), located in Greenwich Village. This Groupon is valid for the following areas: underarm, lip, chin, nose, shoulders, front of neck, back of neck, hands, feet, basic bikini, love trail, sideburns, lower back, buttocks, shaft with scrotum, areola, and lower arms.
Phoenix Rising Laser employs hi-tech laser procedures to cosmetically enhance the surface of your skin. Regardless of melanin concentration levels, today's deal cleanses skin with a threefold laser hair-removal treatment, thereby protecting your body's walls from disappearing under vines and ivy. Guided by the hand of a skilled specialist, a pulsing beam of concentrated light will target frustrating follicles, discouraging future growth and poor real-estate investment decisions during a largely painless procedure.
Depending on the body area you choose, each treatment can take anywhere from a few minutes to an hour. For the best results, additional treatments will be needed. Call to schedule your appointments for a de-Chewbaccaization with the lightsabering of Phoenix Rising Laser.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 18, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.