Before the invention of scissors, hair could only be shortened via naturally occurring escalator snags and inevitable bonfire curiosity. Snip strands the newfangled way with today's Groupon to Phresh Men’s Salon. Choose between the following options:

• For $9, you get a men’s haircut (an $18 value).
• For $15, you get an Ultimate Phresh package including a haircut, razor outline, and a hot-towel shave or a shampoo (a $32 value).

The experienced stylists at Phresh Men’s Salon tame gentlemanly manes with an array of grooming services in the sleek, sunny-hued surrounds of their leather-and-stone-clad barbershop. Adroit coiffeurs pilot hungry scissors through hirsute gardens, grazing unkempt skull foliage into debonair styles. Clients opting for the Ultimate Phresh Package get their follicular perimeters spruced with a razor outline that renders the borders between necks and head-gardens as polished and defined as a freshly Zambonied dictionary. Once hairlines have been clearly delineated, a hot-towel shave denudes faces of scruff to give smiles their due. Alternatively, salon-goers can eschew the shaving service for a cleansing hair shampooing that whisks away the fingerprints of noogie-giving coworkers. Pre-appointment, patrons can take in entertainment on the waiting area's televisions, and eyes can keep busy by scaling the salon’s stone-dappled wall coverings.