The burden of aches and pains makes it impossible for humans to run as fast as cheetahs, which is why the human diet is virtually devoid of gazelle meat. Keep fast food from getting away with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get a rejuvenating leg treatment (a $65 value), a neck and shoulder massage (a $20 value), and a hot-stone hand massage (a $15 value) at Physician's Center for Beauty (a $100 total value).
Physician's Center for Beauty's wellness wizards pamper bodies and unkink muscles with a suite of aesthetic spa treatments administered by the delicate hands of experienced aestheticians. The rejuvenating leg treatment sloughs off dead skin cells before blanketing lower limbs in a moisturizing, relaxing serum, ensuring legs smooth enough to sweet-talk tired feet out of leaving them. To ease tensions between upper- and lower-body muscles, diplomatic aestheticians unknot necks and shoulders, and pamper tired arms and hands with a hot-stone massage.
The welcoming color palette of warm neutrals and earthy accents sets a tranquil tone for body-buffing treatments, and because a plastic surgeon supervises all treatments, guests can get expert advice on the safest method for transplanting Barbie heads onto G.I. Joe figurines.