What You'll Get
Weight loss, like lion taming, takes tenacious drive and often requires the purchase of a new wardrobe. Subdue the mighty scale with today's Groupon: for $999, you get six Zerona laser body-slimming treatments at Physicians Weight Loss Center in Columbia (a $2,200 value).
Physicians Weight Loss Center tapers waists with noninvasive, FDA-cleared Zerona cold-laser slimming treatments. Over a two-week period, six 40-minute sessions target fat deposits with cold-laser technology. The tool runs gently over the problem areas of the body including the waist, hips, and thighs, zapping fat cells to release their contents into the body, where the lymphatic system can naturally wash them away like a sidewalk-chalk portrait of an ex-best friend. The Zerona treatment is said to be virtually pain free and assures patients visible results within a week after treatment completion, without the pain or icky hospital Jello associated with plastic surgery. Zerona graduates can walk away with up to a 3- to 4-inch total loss in the waist, hips, and thighs. Maintaining a healthy diet and lifestyle after the procedure is key to lasting, long-term results.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 23, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per visit. 48hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Physicians Weight Loss Centers
Under the expert guidance of medical director Dr. Alkesh Patel, the staff at Physicians Weight Loss Centers harnesses FDA-approved technology, nutrition programs, and other services to help patients shed inches and pounds. With expertise honed over more than three decades, the team administers shots of vitamin B12 and provides meal-planning advice. Zerona laser treatments help contour silhouettes with little-to-no downtime or risk of being misused by supervillains.