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What You'll Get
Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with today's Groupon to Physicians Weight Loss Centers in Columbia. Choose between the following options:
- For $899, you get six Zerona body-slimming laser treatments (a $2,250 value).
- For $1,699, you get 12 Zerona body-slimming laser treatments (a $3,600 value).
Physicians Weight Loss Centers’s knowledgeable staff wields FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches. During each session, clients relax beneath a beam-slinging apparatus for 40 minutes as it glides low-light lasers over their waistlines, backs, hips, and thighs, emulsifying adipose tissue so that fat can sneak its way out of the body. The disintegrated lipid depots can then be absorbed by the body’s obsessively tidy lymphatic system and expelled through the body’s natural detoxification process and complex system of water slides. The noninvasive treatment does not require any recovery time, and technicians perform each set of six treatments within 72 hours of one another during the span of two weeks. Patients may boost results through healthy eating habits, daily exercise, regular hydration, or sleeping inside a queen-size fat-melting toaster. Like wearing a sumo-wrestling costume, caffeine and alcohol decrease the procedure’s potency.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 14, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 48hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Physicians Weight Loss Centers
Under the expert guidance of medical director Dr. Alkesh Patel, the staff at Physicians Weight Loss Centers harnesses FDA-approved technology, nutrition programs, and other services to help patients shed inches and pounds. With expertise honed over more than three decades, the team administers shots of vitamin B12 and provides meal-planning advice. Zerona laser treatments help contour silhouettes with little-to-no downtime or risk of being misused by supervillains.