Six or 12 Zerona Body-Slimming Laser Treatments at Physicians Weight Loss Centers in Columbia

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Noninvasive FDA-approved laser treatment slims inches from waistline, hips & thighs in 40 minutes, with little downtime afterward

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Promotional value expires Mar 14, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 48hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with today's Groupon to Physicians Weight Loss Centers in Columbia. Choose between the following options:

  • For $899, you get six Zerona body-slimming laser treatments (a $2,250 value).
  • For $1,699, you get 12 Zerona body-slimming laser treatments (a $3,600 value).

Physicians Weight Loss Centers’s knowledgeable staff wields FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches. During each session, clients relax beneath a beam-slinging apparatus for 40 minutes as it glides low-light lasers over their waistlines, backs, hips, and thighs, emulsifying adipose tissue so that fat can sneak its way out of the body. The disintegrated lipid depots can then be absorbed by the body’s obsessively tidy lymphatic system and expelled through the body’s natural detoxification process and complex system of water slides. The noninvasive treatment does not require any recovery time, and technicians perform each set of six treatments within 72 hours of one another during the span of two weeks. Patients may boost results through healthy eating habits, daily exercise, regular hydration, or sleeping inside a queen-size fat-melting toaster. Like wearing a sumo-wrestling costume, caffeine and alcohol decrease the procedure’s potency.

Physicians Weight Loss Centers

Under the expert guidance of medical director Dr. Alkesh Patel, the staff at Physicians Weight Loss Centers harnesses FDA-approved technology, nutrition programs, and other services to help patients shed inches and pounds. With expertise honed over more than three decades, the team administers shots of vitamin B12 and provides meal-planning advice. Zerona laser treatments help contour silhouettes with little-to-no downtime or risk of being misused by supervillains.

Customer Reviews

Too soon to see any results, but the customer service was great. The staff was very pleasant and professional.
Artesia F. · June 1, 2016
The office is nice and the staff there are great. They will work with you on any budget you have as well.
MANDI B. · April 12, 2016
Great place to go for weight loss. Great staff also.
Tracie W. · March 30, 2016
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    Owen Brown

    6945 Oakland Mills Rd.

    Columbia, Maryland 21045

    410-309-6570

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