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What You'll Get
The original low-carb diets counseled weight-losers to avoid 19th-century temptations such as ale, milk, and twice-fermented gruel. Draft a sensible diet plan with today's Groupon: for $149, you get a one-month comprehensive weight-loss plan (a $426 total value) at Physicians Weight Loss Centers. The plan includes:
- An initial consultation (a $300 value)
- Four B12 injections (a $48 value)
- A bottle of hCG (a $50 value)
- Vitamins and mineral tablets (a $28 value)
Physicians Weight Loss Centers helps patron cut weight through one-month, individualized regimens monitored by medical professionals. Staff administer an EKG, take blood samples for lab work, and analyze body fat before a licensed center physician conducts a physical exam to measure the client's blood pressure and scout players for professional whistling teams. A customized diet program that suits each client's lifestyle and goals is plotted out based on information gathered.
Over the next four weeks, dieters get weekly blood-pressure checkups and B12 injections, as well as daily doses of hCG, vitamins, and minerals to ensure that necessary nutrients make their way into bodies seeking slenderization. Counselors meet one-on-one with clients three times a week, dispensing professional advice, monitoring weight-loss progress, and motivating patrons to stick to diet plans by secretly shaking up every soda can in their fridge. Weekly behavioral guidance classes help foster better eating habits, and weekly craft projects transform now-oversized pants into stylish shower curtains. Body measurement and body-fat analysis are reevaluated at the conclusion of the four-week period.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 29, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Must be 17 or older. Consultation required; non-candidates refunded. New clients only. Not valid for patients taking insulin. May redeem across visits. Important patient disclosure. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.