With the advent of ultrasonic weight-loss devices, humans can harness the power of ultrasound to do more than just count babies or sing the kidneys to sleep. Reap the rewards of modern technology with today’s Groupon for ultrasonic lipo cavitation at Body360 Studio.

• For $99, you get two sessions of lipo cavitation (a $600 value).
• For $179, you get four sessions of lipo cavitation (a $1,200 value).
• For $239, you get six sessions of lipo cavitation (a $1,800 value).

The expert technicians at Body360 Studio shrink away inches and smooth cellulite from troublesome paunches with ultrasonic lipo cavitation body shaping. A consultation preps guests for the noninvasive treatment, and a technician takes measurements, explains the procedure, and answers any lingering questions. Clients recline and relax during each 40-minute session as an ultrasonic device glides across small targeted areas such as the abdomen, waist, buttocks, hips, thighs, upper arms, bra lines, prehensile tail, or love handles. A phalanx of low-frequency ultrasonic waves marches harmlessly through tissues to breach fat cells’ besieged membranes, liberating their contents into the surrounding tissue. Over the next week, the body naturally breaks down the newly released fat. While results vary by patient, after three treatments fat and cellulite visibly shrink, with results becoming visible after 6–12 treatments. For most clients, the treatment is painless, but some may experience slight discomfort, much like sharing a tire swing with an ex.

Clients can book an appointment using the online scheduler and peruse a list of frequently asked questions to prepare for lipo cavitation by drinking adequate amounts of liquid and avoiding a diet heavy in enriched uranium.

Lipo cavitation is not appropriate for women who are pregnant or lactating or people who have a pacemaker, metal implants, or a serious chronic illness, especially chronic liver problems.