Win a Nobel Prize, you get 8,000,000 Swedish krona (that's roughly $930,000). Win So You Think You Can Lap Dance? and you get a $25 gift certificate to Ross Dress for Less (that's roughly two tee shirts and some socks). But just because the stakes are different, the six featured dancers competing in SYTYCLD are no less committed or brilliantly inventive. Indeed, prepare yourself for hilariously unique dances performed with (on?) lucky volunteers from the audience, set to musical tracks of the audience's choosing. Along with a distinguished panel of judges, the crowd will also then vote for the winner who, in addition to the Ross in-store credit, will go home with a congratulatory donut.