Until surgeons figure out how to fuse the human brain with a high-capacity flash drive, mankind will continue to record every moment on a pocket-sized slab of limestone. Turn your slab of limestone into a custom calendar with today’s Groupon to Picaboo. Choose from the following options:
- For $9, you get a Classic calendar (a $19.99 value).
- For $13, you get a Premium calendar (a $29.99 value).
- For $27, you get $59.98 worth of calendars. <p>
Armed with Picaboo’s free software (Mac- and PC-friendly), digital pack rats can easily create photo calendars using hundreds of themes, adding captions and photos to pages and specific dates. Eighty-pound card stock bolsters both Classic and Premium calendars, resulting in keepsakes sturdier than a bull wearing cement stockings. The Classic calendars span 8.5”x11”, with 12 date pages and 12 customizable pages, while their Premium counterparts fill an 11”x14” space with the same. The Classic calendars’ date and photo pages have a matte finish, while the Premium calendars announce temporal locations with a laminated glossy finish, rendering them more reflective than a psychologist analyzing a montage sequence from D2: The Mighty Ducks. Calendars typically ship within three to four business days, eliminating antsiness and satisfying collectors who need a new calendar every workweek.