What You'll Get
Although 94% of the ref’s calls are incorrect, hostilely confronting him at his son's birthday party is illegal. Give sportpinions their proper venue with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of hearty fare at Picasso's Sports Bar in Cornelius; your Groupon value increases to $25 if you choose to redeem it Monday–Wednesday. Picasso's menu of classic bar comestibles foregrounds an afternoon of football with a dazzling array of wings in lip-tingling flavors like honey barbecue, Caribbean Creeper, and Voo-doo. Satiate more ambitious hungers with a juicy burger, a sharable pizza, or a more intimate calzone. Piccaso's lines its walls with more than 30 TVs streaming the hottest sports games in high definition, including football, basketball, and major league knitting. Today's Groupon is not good for alcohol, and vice versa, as evidenced by the time it woke up in a strange bathtub folded into inappropriate shapes.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 12, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person. Limit 1 per table. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only at listed location. Not valid toward alcohol. No cash back. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.