The average human mind holds 600 gigabytes of memory, which seems even smaller now that all life events occur in high definition. Save brain space by generating hard copies of happy times with today’s Groupon: for $50, you get a studio package from Sears Portrait Studio (a $244.90 value, including session fee), valid at any Sears location.
The photographers of fortune at Sears Portrait Studio are seasoned kid-wranglers and will prove their prowess in capturing high-spirited younglings in their oft-rumored but rarely seen still state—preserving smiles at their finest. To avoid the stiff, artificial poses that so often result from preserving offspring in carbonite, Sears Portrait Studio shutterbugs get wee ones relaxed and comfortable so that the special spark of their personality shines through naturally. Bring as many budding models to the session as you can gather, and the best shots will be reassembled into a striking, digitally enhanced 10"x13" wall portrait, plus a 10”x10” portrait story, two 8”x10” photos, two 5”x7” photos, four 3”x5” photos, eight wallet-bound photographs, and one preferred pose put onto a CD with a full copyright release to distribute to family members or to use as a spy mirror to avoid the basilisk that lives down the hall.