Brunch—like twilight, sporks, skorts, friends with benefits, and so many other things that make life worth living—is not quite one thing and not quite another. Celebrate everyone's favorite mutant mealtime with today’s Groupon: for $38, you get a Sunday brunch for two (a $76 value) or a Friday-night-steak dinner for two (an $84 value) at Pierremont Oaks Tennis Club. For the brunch, diners must reserve a table in advance for September 25 at 11:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., or 1:30 p.m. The Friday-night-steak dinner includes steak filets, house salad, potato or rice, and vegetables. Dinner hours are 5:30 p.m. to 9 p.m.
Pierremont Oaks Tennis Club will be rolling out displays teeming with eggs, waffles, seafood, and even stuffed pork loin and prime rib during upcoming brunch feasts held in the club’s dining and lounge arena. Epicurean adventures launch at the smoked-salmon station, which also enlists the services of capers, eggs, and bagels. Cajun boiled shrimp burst with spice, and deviled eggs consult a PR firm about rebranding themselves “non-satanic eggs”. Fill up on gumbo prepared with either seafood or chicken and sausage, or head to the omelet station to whip up an eggy delight.
Diners can exercise their dessert muscles by downing a slice of pecan pie, which is swiped fresh from the windowsill of the head chef’s home daily. Brunchers admire the tall pines and lush greenery that surround the club as they nosh on second helpings.