Lawns awake from winter hibernation in need of nourishment, sated only by zesty fertilizers, chocolate garden fountains, and unsuspecting pet rocks. Keep yard valuables safe with today's Groupon: for $60, you get $125 worth of lawn-maintenance services from Pimp My Yard. Pimp My Yard will service house fringes within Vancouver and Richmond.

Pimp My Yard turns raggedy lawns into radiant landscapes through a number of lawn-maintenance services. With this deal, one or two experienced nature tamers from Pimp My Yard will come to your home first to give you an estimate, and then to perform basic lawncare tasks, such as lawn mowing, hedge trimming, weeding, debris cleanup, and the removal of feral garden spades ($40 per man hour), or apply four bags of nourishing lime and fertilizer to a chosen plot of earth ($25). Pimp My Yard strives to undo the wrath wrought by winter's wreckage and give grass the doting attention it deserves with a terra-firma transformation administered by compostable magic wands.