Personal training is much more than detailed instruction on how to be an actual person. Achieve your fitness goals in a one-on-one setting with today's Groupon: for $35, you get three private personal-training sessions at Pine Ridge Racquet & Fitness Club on Lima Road. This Groupon is good for new personal-training clients only; all three sessions must be used within four weeks of the initial visit.
Pine Ridge's fitness area has amassed a wide assortment of modern cardio and weight-lifting equipment within its 13,000-square-foot facility and has a staff of personal trainers to guide members through its steel jungle. Each personal-training session will pair anxious athletes with a wise kinesiology wizard certified through the International Sports Sciences Association. Fueled by enthusiastic encouragement, beginner bodies will take flight with a regimen tailored to their needs by their trainer, who will teach the proper technique for hoisting baby hippos while opening muscle-minds to new machines, exercises, tricks, tips, and goals. All sessions come with complimentary compliments, and the crisp TV screens on each cardio machine solidify the connection between trainer, trainee, and infomercial hosts hocking fruit juicers.
Post-perspiration, guests are welcome to refresh in the locker-room showers and saunas. Pre-perspiration, curious fitness seekers can scope the club's photo gallery or video tour online. And pre-post-perspiration, motivated movers can perspire away a summer's worth of pancake-eating competitions with today's Groupon to Pine Ridge Racquet & Fitness Club. All visitors must schedule their first personal-fitness session by phone.