Merge the best aspects of being a firefighter and a circus acrobat with today's Groupon: $10 for two pole-dancing workout classes at Pink Fitness, a $32 value. Whether you're looking to spicy up your love life or tone up your curves, Pink Fitness will have you arching your back as if you were a sexy long-haired wildcat, not to be confused with the long-eared hedgehog, which is really more cute than sexy.
Harness the power of your curvaceous body to build confidence and muscle tone. Choose from an array of provocative workouts: learn fancy moves in Pole Aerobics, get toned in Pole Fit, move like Janet in Chair Dance, wiggle and shimmy in low-impact Flirtease, move like the stars do in Bollywood Body, burn mad calories and learn to defend yourself against cardio-muggers in Cardio Kickboxing, or freestyle using poles, chairs, and yoga mats with Open Practice. Check the schedule for class times.
Pole workouts combine elements of dance, yoga, and striptease (though you won't be shedding clothes in your class) to strengthen your core and keep you limber. As the seductress embedded deep within makes her way to the surface, you'll engage rarely used muscles, sometimes resulting in day-after pangs of soreness and a confident saunter.
Phoenix Woman featured Pink Fitness as an alternative to boring workouts:
- Here is an opportunity to embrace your inner sensuality, tone your muscles and gain a level of flexibility you thought was impossible. Contrary to the images you may have conjured up, pole dancing classes are attended by women in sweat pants who have little in common beyond, well, the fact that they are friendly women. – Jill Nowlin, Phoenix Woman
Where Even Divas Don’t
As we all know, divas are sassier, classier, and all-out brassier than your average non-diva; they use these skills to live life to the fullest. However, there are some places where even a diva won’t have a better experience than regular folks:
The Library: A diva can demand all the free books and access to reference materials she wants, and though she’ll get them, so will non-diva people.
The Airport: Hooting and hollering while waiting in an airport line will only lead to a louder line.
The Adoption Agency: Even divas aren’t exempt from their strict return policies.
The Cartography Convention: No amount of sass is getting Portugal relocated.
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