What You'll Get
The Tooth Fairy is a burglarizing fetishist specializing in black-market ivory trade, and she must be stopped. Today’s Groupon helps keep teeth in mouths and out of the hands of maniacal, winged phantasms: for $47, you get an exam, cleaning, and four bite-wing x-rays at Pinkner Dentistry in Longmont (a $369 value).
With more than two decades’ experience detecting decay, Dr. Pinkner runs a state-of-the-art clinic specializing in enhancing the health, straightness, and pearliness of patients’ teeth and gums. A smile specialist will begin each visit with a round of four bite-wing digital x-rays to weed out cunning cavities from lower bicuspids and malignant cases of molar mischief. Unlike traditional x-rays, digital photography reduces patients’ exposure to harmful radiation, ensuring a thorough mouth inspection without pesky side effects, such as spontaneous uvula growth or glow-in-the-dark tonsils. Dr. Pinkner will follow up fang photography with an extensive oral exam. The doctor’s dexterous digits will treat teeth to a head-to-toe cleaning, complete with plaque-scraping, gap-flossing, and tongue-depressing, after which newly pristine palates will be paroled from their dental chairs and released into the general population.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 18, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. New patients only. By appt only. Cancellation policy applies. Must use in 1 visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.