Helicopter pilots are in constant danger of action stars climbing aboard their craft and throwing them out; kayakers, however, need only fear falling helicopter pilots. Steer an unstealable vessel with today's Groupon: for $32, you get a guided moonlight kayak tour (a $65 value) from Pinky's Kayak Rental, departing from Bay Area Park and traveling through Armand Bayou. This Groupon includes a basic tutorial on kayaking.
Pinky's Kayak Rental grants prospective paddlers the opportunity to experience the serene waters of the Armand Bayou by moonlight during guided evening tours. Instructors will rendezvous with participants at Bay Area Park before traveling to Horsepen Bayou to equip pupils with kayaks, paddles, and radioactive baby carrots for improving their night-vision. Patrons will glean basic kayaking skills and undergo a safety overview before launching their kayaks just before twilight. Paddlers may then get acquainted with maneuvering their aquatic steeds before embarking on the two-hour trip, gliding by moonlight through Horsepen Bayou, into Armand Bayou, and back around to Bay Area Park. Refreshments and life-vests are provided by Pinky's, and customers can peruse the website for a list of what supplies they should bring, including sunscreen, a change of clothes, and repellent for insects and krakens.