Helicopter pilots are in constant danger of action stars climbing aboard their craft and throwing them out; paddleboarders, however, need only fear falling helicopter pilots. Steer a unstealable vessel with today's Groupon: for $29, you get a 30-minute lesson (a $22 value) and a two-hour paddleboard rental (a $40 value) from Pinky’s Water Sports, located on Clear Lake (a $62 total value).
Pinky’s Water Sports grants prospective paddlers the opportunity to experience the serene waters of Armand Bayou and Clear Lake via paddleboard. During 30-minute lessons, an expert instructor imparts the basic skills necessary to survive in the fish-eat-fish world of paddleboarding. Then, standup boarders can spend two hours perfecting their new skill, floating and gliding through the peaceful scenery of Armand Bayou Nature Center, Clear Lake, and the surrounding area. Customers can peruse the website for a list of supplies to bring, including sunscreen, a change of clothes, and repellent for insects and krakens.